I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Lighten Up
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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This joke is funny because emo kids are known for being super sad and mopey all the time. So, when the person in the joke throws a lamp at the emo kid and tells him to "lighten the f*ck up," it's a play on words. "Lighten up" usually means to cheer up or be less serious, but in this case, it's also a literal command because a lamp gives off light. Get it? You probably don't, but that's okay. You keep being you, you special little snowflake. I mean, you're probably so out of touch that you think My Chemical Romance is still topping the charts. Sad!
Anonymous
I really like that one.
Kayla
sameeeee