Stereotype jokes
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.