Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Stereotype Jokes
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Like if you're short.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
