Stereotype jokes
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Memes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Midget
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.