Stereotype jokes
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
ohio lol
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.