What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
