Stereotype jokes
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"