Stereotype jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Memes
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Midget
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.