Stereotype jokes

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Why don’t midgets wear tampons?

Because they’ll trip over the string.

Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.