Stereotype jokes
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Like if you're short.