Stereotype jokes
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.