Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Emo people totally suck!
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
