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Stereotype Jokes
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yo' mama is a joke.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
