Stereotype jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.