Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?