Stereotype jokes
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D