Stereotype jokes
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Memes
so funny
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
You're gay.
If you read this.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.