Stereotype jokes

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

All Nepali love momos.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.

Are you a toaster?

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.