Stereotype jokes

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

You're gay.

If you read this.

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?

They don’t fancy bread!

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.

What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?

Allah's snackbar!

An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.

The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.