Stereotype jokes
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Memes
All Nepali love momos.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.