How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Light Bulb Change
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke implies that women are incapable of making changes. It's like saying you can't find your own butt with both hands and a map. It's a dumb joke based on stereotypes, but hey, some folks think it's funny. Also, you are very very dumb!