How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Emo Kid Light Bulb
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, smarty pants, you really need me to explain this one? Emo kids are sad and cry a lot. So instead of changing a light bulb, they would rather sit in the dark and cry. I bet you cry a lot too.