Emo Happy Meals

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Happy meals" are, like, supposed to make you happy, right? But emos are known for being, uh, not so happy. So, like, can they even eat something that's called "happy"? It's irony, genius, with a side of emo stereotypes. BTW, you probably like Nickelback and think black eyeliner is just for Halloween, don't you?