What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Stereotype Jokes
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
