Stereotype jokes
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Memes
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.