Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.