Stereotype jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Midget
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.