Stereotype jokes
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The South.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."