Stereotype jokes
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Midget
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.