Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Memes
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Like if you're short.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes