Stereotype jokes

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they can't change anything.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?

The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.

Like if you're short.