Stereotype jokes
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.