Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Stereotype Jokes
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
