Stereotype jokes
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.