Stereotype jokes
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
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What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.