Stereotype jokes
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Memes
Unless you wanna die
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.