Stereotype jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.