Stereotype jokes
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Memes
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.