Stereotype jokes
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.