Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about that word "gram" having two meanings. Teachers are talking about mass in school, but Tyronne thinks they're talking about drugs (weed). He's not wrong, though, because the price of a gram really depends on what you're buying, dummy!