Stereotype jokes
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.