Stereotype jokes
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.