Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Stereotype Jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
