Stereotype jokes
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Memes
Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.