Stereotype jokes
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
A ginger.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.