Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Memes
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.