Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Memes
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.