Stereotype jokes
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
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Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️