Stereotype jokes
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.