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What a Pig Says

    • Teacher: What does a cow say?

    Susie: Moo.

    Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

    Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

    Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

    Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. So, the teacher is askin' the kids what different animals say, right? Susie says a cow says "moo," Jimmy says a duck says "quack." Then Little Jonny, tryna be edgy, says a pig says, "Get up against the wall you black motherfucker!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and super inappropriate for a classroom. Also, your jokes are so bad that they make dad jokes look like stand-up comedy.

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    • Comments (187)

    • squinty

    Hola

    why arent u on ur main acc?

    Cause I clicked the link

    LILZ why did u wanna talk to eli?

    I can send Emily link through Romans acc

    I'm boutta fuck you up eli

    Heโ€™s not my type that damn giga chad looking freak

    ๐’€ฐ ุฑูˆุญูŠ ุฅู„ู‡ุง ๐’€ฐ

    Youโ€™re still on call? :c

    the volume is off and my mic is off and I'm rarely checking chat

    Hiooiiii

    Heโ€™s not my type that damn giga chad looking freak

    My type is eli

    ION LET GO OF HUGS TILL YOU TELL ME YA LOVE ME

    Iโ€™m listening to depressing songs again

    I'm suprisued u haven't interigted Eli

    Anonymous

    I'm suprisued u haven't interigted Eli

    I need to wait

    ๐’€ฐ ุฑูˆุญูŠ ุฅู„ู‡ุง ๐’€ฐ

    Huh?

    Hehehehe

    Hiooiiii

    I need to wait

    For?

    ๐’€ฐ ุฑูˆุญูŠ ุฅู„ู‡ุง ๐’€ฐ

    Huh?

    Iโ€™m js gonna tell you if you ever hurt her I will find a way to ur house and kill you๐Ÿ˜

    ๐’€ฐ ุฑูˆุญูŠ ุฅู„ู‡ุง ๐’€ฐ

    Me or Lily?

    You

    JAsmin dose that for whomever I'm with

    Good cause if it dosent I'm calling your dads work and accusing him of a crime

    idk why you put up with me

    but you are also DATING a physco .

    Levi's going to his truck

    I think my dads coming insdie

    yeah he js said "cya tmrw brother"

    nd he's closing the gragre door

    can you help me with my hw?

    Iโ€™m in fourth gradeโ€ฆ.

    Hiooiiii

    Iโ€™m in fourth gradeโ€ฆ.

    uhhhh, ela?

    ๐’€ฐ ุฑูˆุญูŠ ุฅู„ู‡ุง ๐’€ฐ

    I will help you

    ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh๐Ÿ˜ญ

    if we call I cant talk to loud and I might randomly leave

    nd u cant talk loud either

    Iโ€™m listening to bubble guppies

    if you talk nd my dad asks I'll say its the tv

    Hiooiiii

    Iโ€™m listening to bubble guppies

    GOOD

    well my dad js told his gf he loves her

    Buff Flying Lemur

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