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    • Teacher: What does a cow say?

    Susie: Moo.

    Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

    Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

    Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

    Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. So, the teacher is askin' the kids what different animals say, right? Susie says a cow says "moo," Jimmy says a duck says "quack." Then Little Jonny, tryna be edgy, says a pig says, "Get up against the wall you black motherfucker!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and super inappropriate for a classroom. Also, your jokes are so bad that they make dad jokes look like stand-up comedy.

    Comments (187)

    • squinty

    Hola

    why arent u on ur main acc?

    Cause I clicked the link

    LILZ why did u wanna talk to eli?

    I can send Emily link through Romans acc

    I'm boutta fuck you up eli

    He’s not my type that damn giga chad looking freak

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    You’re still on call? :c

    the volume is off and my mic is off and I'm rarely checking chat

    Hiooiiii

    He’s not my type that damn giga chad looking freak

    My type is eli

    ION LET GO OF HUGS TILL YOU TELL ME YA LOVE ME

    I’m listening to depressing songs again

    I'm suprisued u haven't interigted Eli

    Anonymous

    I'm suprisued u haven't interigted Eli

    I need to wait

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Huh?

    Hehehehe

    Hiooiiii

    I need to wait

    For?

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Huh?

    I’m js gonna tell you if you ever hurt her I will find a way to ur house and kill you😁

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    Me or Lily?

    You

    JAsmin dose that for whomever I'm with

    Good cause if it dosent I'm calling your dads work and accusing him of a crime

    idk why you put up with me

    but you are also DATING a physco .

    Levi's going to his truck

    I think my dads coming insdie

    yeah he js said "cya tmrw brother"

    nd he's closing the gragre door

    can you help me with my hw?

    I’m in fourth grade….

    Hiooiiii

    I’m in fourth grade….

    uhhhh, ela?

    π’€° Bored π’€°

    I will help you

    😭

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😭

    if we call I cant talk to loud and I might randomly leave

    nd u cant talk loud either

    I’m listening to bubble guppies

    if you talk nd my dad asks I'll say its the tv

    Hiooiiii

    I’m listening to bubble guppies

    GOOD

    well my dad js told his gf he loves her

    Powerless Seagull

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