Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Alright listen up, genius. So, the teacher is askin' the kids what different animals say, right? Susie says a cow says "moo," Jimmy says a duck says "quack." Then Little Jonny, tryna be edgy, says a pig says, "Get up against the wall you black motherfucker!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and super inappropriate for a classroom. Also, your jokes are so bad that they make dad jokes look like stand-up comedy.
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