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What a Pig Says

Teacher: What does a cow say?

Susie: Moo.

Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

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Alright listen up, genius. So, the teacher is askin' the kids what different animals say, right? Susie says a cow says "moo," Jimmy says a duck says "quack." Then Little Jonny, tryna be edgy, says a pig says, "Get up against the wall you black motherfucker!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and super inappropriate for a classroom. Also, your jokes are so bad that they make dad jokes look like stand-up comedy.

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squinty

Hola

why arent u on ur main acc?

Cause I clicked the link

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𒀰 DIPSHIT 𒀰

Don’t, she needs to learn aswell

you wont do it for me :<

I’m in fourth grade….

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I’m in fourth grade….

uhhhh, ela?

𒀰 DIPSHIT 𒀰

I will help you

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if we call I cant talk to loud and I might randomly leave

Anonymous

if we call I cant talk to loud and I might randomly leave

That’s fine, just be careful

nd u cant talk loud either

I’m listening to bubble guppies

if you talk nd my dad asks I'll say its the tv

Hiooiiii

I’m listening to bubble guppies

GOOD

well my dad js told his gf he loves her