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Teacher: What does a cow say?

Susie: Moo.

Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

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Alright listen up, genius. So, the teacher is askin' the kids what different animals say, right? Susie says a cow says "moo," Jimmy says a duck says "quack." Then Little Jonny, tryna be edgy, says a pig says, "Get up against the wall you black motherfucker!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and super inappropriate for a classroom. Also, your jokes are so bad that they make dad jokes look like stand-up comedy.

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squinty

Hola

why arent u on ur main acc?

Cause I clicked the link

LILZ why did u wanna talk to eli?

I can send Emily link through Romans acc

I'm boutta fuck you up eli

He’s not my type that damn giga chad looking freak

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You’re still on call? :c

the volume is off and my mic is off and I'm rarely checking chat

Hiooiiii

He’s not my type that damn giga chad looking freak

My type is eli

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🀍

<3

ION LET GO OF HUGS TILL YOU TELL ME YA LOVE ME

I’m listening to depressing songs again

I'm suprisued u haven't interigted Eli

Anonymous

I'm suprisued u haven't interigted Eli

I need to wait

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Huh?

Hehehehe

Hiooiiii

I need to wait

For?

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Huh?

I’m js gonna tell you if you ever hurt her I will find a way to ur house and kill you😁

Hiooiiii

I’m js gonna tell you if you ever hurt her I will find a way to ur house and kill you😁

Love ya lilz <3

Anonymous

Love ya lilz <3

I gtg eat

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Me or Lily?

You

JAsmin dose that for whomever I'm with

Good cause if it dosent I'm calling your dads work and accusing him of a crime

idk why you put up with me

but you are also DATING a physco .

I think my dads coming insdie

yeah he js said "cya tmrw brother"

nd he's closing the gragre door

can you help me with my hw?

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Don’t, she needs to learn aswell

you wont do it for me :<

I’m in fourth grade….

Hiooiiii

I’m in fourth grade….

uhhhh, ela?

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I will help you

😭

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😭

if we call I cant talk to loud and I might randomly leave

nd u cant talk loud either

I’m listening to bubble guppies

if you talk nd my dad asks I'll say its the tv

Hiooiiii

I’m listening to bubble guppies

GOOD

well my dad js told his gf he loves her