Stereotype jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.