Stereotype jokes

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.