Stereotype jokes

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.

I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

Can emos eat happy meals?

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Midget

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."