Stereotype jokes
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.