Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Can emos eat happy meals?
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Midget
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.