Stereotype jokes
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Memes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Midget
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"