Stereotype jokes

What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!