Stereotype jokes

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.