What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
