Stereotype jokes

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.