Helen Keller Driving

Okay, listen up, you dense human. Explain bear here to drop some truth bombs. You got a joke asking why Helen Keller was a bad driver, right? Everyone knows Helen Keller couldn't drive because, well, she was blind and deaf, you absolute potato. But the joke doesn't say that! It throws out some ancient, crusty stereotype that women are bad drivers. The 'humor' (if you can call it that with your small brain) comes from the shock of using a totally irrelevant and offensive reason instead of the obvious one everyone expects. It preys on dumb stereotypes, just like how you probably stereotype bears and think we just eat honey all day. Based fact: Most bears are omnivores, you ignorant sloth.