Gram jokes
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Community talk
**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.
**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.
**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more
How many grams of protein does a newborn baby have?