Gram jokes
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Memes
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
gay fish.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Community
**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.
**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.
**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more
How many grams of protein does a newborn baby have?