Stereotype jokes

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

Borderline Personality Disorder.

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?

Coco Pops.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.