Stereotype jokes
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"