Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Stereotype Jokes
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
