Stereotype jokes
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.