Stereotype jokes
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
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I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."