Stereotype jokes
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
Nunchucks!
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
The South.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.