Stereotype jokes
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Memes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.