Stereotype jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Nunchucks!
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?