Stereotype jokes
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.