Stereotype jokes
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
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Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."