Stereotype jokes
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.