Stereotype jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Memes
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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.