Stereotype jokes
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.