The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
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I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada.
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