Stereotype jokes

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?

Stoners have papers.

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?

Because they ate all the bats!

Gays: I like men.

Straights: I like women.

Russia: Hole is hole.

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?

Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

"Sum Ting Wong."

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

Ur mom fat lol.

How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

I hope Death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."