Stereotype jokes
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Americans:
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What's that thing that walks on two legs, washes dishes, sucks my cock, cooks, cleans, bends over for me and never fucking shuts up?
Femoids.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.