I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Stereotype Jokes
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
