Stereotype jokes
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
Ur mom fat lol.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.