Stereotype jokes

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?

Stoners have papers.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

How do you piss off a disabled person?

You put the cookie on the other shoulder.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

Why are gay guys so rude?

Because they’re fucking assholes.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.