I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke is that emo people are known for cutting themselves, and the person wishes their grass was emo so it would cut itself (like emo people do) instead of them having to mow it! You probably don't even know what a lawnmower is, do you?