Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
W Dad
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
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So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.