Stereotype jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids donβt have to worry about not meeting their father.