Stereotype jokes
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Memes
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.