Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Stereotype Jokes
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
