Stereotype jokes
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
A ginger.