Stereotype jokes
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Memes
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
A ginger.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Mexican Comedy Week
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How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩