Stereotype jokes
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Memes
Just saying...mine is 13 and a half π
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
Thereβs also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasnβt told me that though. I'll research that.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!