Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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