Stereotype jokes
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Memes
Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."