Miget jokes

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.