Violist jokes

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?