Violist jokes
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.