Violist jokes
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.