Stereotype jokes
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"