Stereotype jokes
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.