Stereotype jokes
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Memes
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Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.