Stereotype jokes
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Memes
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
