Stereotype jokes
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Memes
Always the kid who acts gay
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!