Stereotype jokes
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Memes
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!