Stereotype jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.