Stereotype jokes
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.