Stereotype jokes
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.