Speech jokes
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
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Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"