My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now itโs a sensitive subject.
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it
he was a great pilot
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don't you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.
Kingly discussion:
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this. I need to talk to u guys
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said โwe will talk about this when we are on the groundโ
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and dicuse we won't bother u! Here! Enjoy!
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
we were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one
Man and woman are having a discussion. Woman looks into man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . ".
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in".
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wifeโs mom and dad just died
Wife:๐ญ๐ญ๐ญI wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy itโs ok I love whenever I see you๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I wonโt but I love you when ur alive ๐๐
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when weโre alive but you donโt love us when weโre dead๐คฅ๐ฅ๐
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommyโs mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad๐ก๐คฌ.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry ๐ฃ when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then weโll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love ๐
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
