Discussion jokes
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Kingly discussion?
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.