Poopoo jokes

Order

    • Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

    You) I 1 poopoo

    (Them) I 2 poopoo

    (You) I 3 poopoo

    (Them) I 4 poopoo

    (You) I 5 poopoo

    (Them) I 6 poopoo

    (You) I 7 poopoo

    (Them) I 8 poopoo

    And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

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    Shit

    • You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

    Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

    Poop

    • What do the initials POOP stand for?

    Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

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    Poop

    • So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    • Anus

    • What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

    "Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

    I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

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    • Poop

    • Poop poop poop poop poop poop pp ppppppppppppoppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppoooooopppp children pooooooooooooooooop in diapers.

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