The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi
whut she diffrence betwen gorge floyd and joe biden they bout talk like they on fent
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
