The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi
whut she diffrence betwen gorge floyd and joe biden they bout talk like they on fent
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, i need your peach, and ill torture you with a speech
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Hi everyone today I am taking requets for anything u want me to say
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?
A; It means cats and dogs can talk.
you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
