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Ocean Pronunciation

Anonymous
5 years ago ·
  • Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. If you say "ocean" repeatedly, it *sounds* like you're saying "oh shit!" Get it? You would if you weren't such a bonehead.

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