Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about playin' on words, see? "Yo mama" is so chunky that the alphabet starts with the letter "O" because she ate A through N. It's a fat joke, get it? It ain't rocket science, but for you, it's quantum physics, probably.
Dick
Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the whole entire hospital stretch marks.
Nigga
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.
Cunt
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to use the escalator it turned into a ramp.
Fuck
Yo mama so fat that as she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.
Anonymous
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The quiet kid
You mama so fat her Family photo from a year ago is still printing