Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
