Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Speech Jokes
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
"Stop it," said he.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What was I saying again?
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.