Sound jokes
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Memes
Who would've known?
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B đź’ż.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
About a dog.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.