Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about words, see? A pterodactyl is a prehistoric flying reptile and the word starts with a 'p' but you don't say it when you pronounce the word. So it's like its pee is quiet because you don't say the 'p'. Bet you didn't think about that, did you?