Sound jokes
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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
heehee
A bass drum is the boss.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
GOOGOO?
RTY!