Sound jokes
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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
Memes
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
A bass drum is the boss.
heehee
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!