Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Alright, listen up, dummy. So, cows wear bells because their horns don't work. Get it? It's a play on words, like when you toot your own horn or something. You probably still don't get it and that's okay, people like you often struggle with simple concepts.