Cow Says

  • Knock, knock.

    "Who's there?"

    Cow says,

    "Cow says who?"

    No! Cow says moo!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is a play on words. It sets up the classic knock-knock format, but instead of a name after "Cow says," it's supposed to be the sound a cow makes – "moo." Get it? You probably don't. You strike me as someone who would bet against a homeschooled kid at a spelling bee.

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