Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
About a dog
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B đź’ż.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
