Sound jokes
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How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.