Percussion jokes

Why didn't the drummer play?

Because he got a percussion.

A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!

Make like a drum and beat it!

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

What is the most musical part of a chicken?

The drumstick.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.