Percussion jokes

Why didn't the drummer play?

Because he got a percussion.

A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!

Make like a drum and beat it!

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

What is the most musical part of a chicken?

The drumstick.