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Drummer

6 years ago

Why didn't the drummer play?

Because he got a percussion.

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    Band

    1 year ago

    If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

    A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."
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    Drum

    7 years ago

    A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!

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    • Drum

    7 years ago

    Make like a drum and beat it!

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    • Cheek

    3 years ago

    I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

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