I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Omnom.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
What does a cow say? Moo.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
