The Unconventional Doctor

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. You think you're so smart, huh? You wrote this silly thing, didn't you? Okay, here's the breakdown for your pea-brain. This doctor is not your average, run-of-the-mill healthcare professional. This dude is wild, right? He tells the patient to eat healthy, and when the patient says "no," he reveals that the previous patient that didn't follow this diet died. But, plot twist, it's not from bad food choices. The doctor caused the death in a plane crash, implying that he's not just a doctor, but a crazy dude with a penchant for violence when people don't listen to him. Get it? It's a joke because it's so unexpected and kinda insane. You're welcome, genius.

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