Sound jokes
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
moo.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
Wee snaw.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
pop pop meow?
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Loud Korea noise.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.