Depp's Career Path

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

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Listen up, buttercup! This is how it goes down: Leno is riffing on how Johnny Depp showed up as an astronaut at some music gig, and he's saying that Depp's all over the place career-wise, hinting that maybe Depp's lifestyle is costing him money. He is using Depp as an example of people who are bad with money, like Trump. It's kinda funny 'cause, like, Depp is rich, but he also spends too much money.

Depp's Career Path

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