whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
*moans*
when you see your friend you call the police but they just moan
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
My mother was so sad after my grandpas death she went into the bathroom with my uncle and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on saying that she was pregnant.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie.. nothing much they both dribble,moan,hungry,walk weirdly and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
What's the difference between refrigerator and a gay person... It don't moan when u put milk inside
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯
friend : you can have my burrito baby
gay
friend : begins to moan
me : finna hang up
So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. So later that night Dora's mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego's sleeping bag a looks and it's empty so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and See's Dora getting f..... By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.
