What did the bison say to his son leaving for school? Bye son! Get it? Bye son Bison
what does B**** mean son asked father father said it mean your handsome son said ok your a B**** father of course not im not a B****
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
What did the mother say to Micheal J o. The beach? Excuse me sir but you're in my son
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”
Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Son: Dad were are you Dad: Getting another one Son: Getting what Dad: Dad
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
what do you call an emos face
elmo's son
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
My sons into astromancy asked me how do stars die so I told him usually on overdose son.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
