I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Butterfly and Cockroach
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead, you really thought your roommate was gonna stop with just a butterfly? He knew what he was doing! You can't just pick and choose what you call a 'crime'! You think a cockroach is gonna fly? And now you understand how someone tried to get out of trouble