Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Johnny's Discovery and Dad's Toy Confession (SFW version because rules are rules!) :P ;) :D
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, because you're clearly missing some brain cells. Little Johnny finds a dildo, asks his mom what it is (because you know kids, right?), and then Dad comes home and is like, "Hey, that's my toy!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a little dirty. Get it now, Einstein?
Anonymous
Fix how it is spelled please! Not to be rude its just spelling