A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
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Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
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What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
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Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
If Kenny had a son we all know he would also be his brother
Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?
Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: excuse me?
Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
