My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You thought this was about normal family stuff, didn't you? Well, here's the deal. Your mom is supposed to teach you, but not like THAT! It's a twisted joke about a mom taking the principal's "teach your son well" advice a little too literally, and in a bad way. It's meant to be messed up and shocking, so don't think too much about it, you moron.
Anonymous
I think she taught you well!