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The Tables Have Turned

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.

After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."

Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.

The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."

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Alright, you knucklehead, let's break this down. You think this is just some random story, but no. It's a setup, see? Grandpa tries to use his adult privilege to deny the kid things he wants. But you didn't notice how the little punk learns quick. He uses the same silly question back on the grandpa. Then boom - he snatches the chips. It’s the classic 'turn the tables' scenario, and you fell for it like a fish on a hook.

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