Someone's jokes

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

Someone fucked a member of BTS.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?

WhatsApple.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.