Someone's jokes

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Someone fucked a member of BTS.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"