Someone's jokes

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.