Home Invasion

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! The joke is all about the surprise when someone says they're in your house. But instead of being scared, the person just tells them to "GTFO," which is slang for "get the f*** out." It's funny because it's unexpected. Also you are probably not locking your door, you silly goose.

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